CAUTION Crimes against Coup'e roofs

windym

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Is nothing sacred, heads held in disbelief at the blatant abuse of a coupe's roof. Now before I continue with this harrowing tale, I had a great day at the Zshed, very busy and a lot of fun. So big thanks to @Mnbrennan for the help with the new rad and great meeting some more of the Zroadster crew.

Anyway back to the hate crime. Naming no names as this person needs time to reflect on his actions @pgunter ( I can not, without the use of sock puppets, describe in therapy the trauma caused to @Oldguysrule and myself when taking the car for a spin. After realising what was drawn on the rear window)

Again, as with all things I shall name no names, as a deeper period of reflection is needed on the part of the perpetrator @pgunter.

Having said this, I do expect a reflective essay to be written by the perpetrator, who shall remain anonymous @pgunter using either Fish or Gibbs, reflective theory practice (cycle or strand) along with a revised hierarchy of needs, based on Maslow.

So to the crime scene, photographic evidence exhibit A, anyone notice anything unusual (or just wrong) apart from the absence of @pgunter

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So keeping an open mind, allow me to bring to you photographic evidence exhibit B.

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So to the evidence,

Discarded coffee cups from Starbucks.
Still to be eaten Cinamon swirls.
The absence of @pgunter

Still not conclusive, I hear the cries from the jury, nothing to link @pgunter to this atrocity you say. At this point I felt my case against @pgunter was falling apart. Sorry the nameless perpetrator, as not to prejudice the outcome with bias.

Until upon further inspection of the photographic evidence, I spied a pristine, cleaner than clean, pair of black nitrile Zshed gloves laying in all that chaos.

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At this point no further evidence was needed, a unanimous decision and subsequent guilty verdict was pronounced from the shed. The clean gloves were enough to convict, in absence, one @pgunter for his crimes against coupe's and their owners.

Cheers guys had a great day, looking forward to tomorrow.

Andy
 

Redline

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Nuneaton
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E89 20i msport
It is a sinful act for sure. But, the blame has to be equal surely. If you’d got a roadster, this couldn’t have happened. Just saying. :whistle:

‘‘Tis a nice car though :thumbsup:
 

pgunter

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=)) Fat git @pgunter strikes again .... Haha ..

You can sod off short arse @hard top ...

As for blaming me, right.. let’s see shall we.. I do not spot a strawberry cooler on that roof.. I did not have coffee and I placed my rubbish into the said bin.. so judge away.. @windym did you not have a coffee ? As did @Rally and others.. just saying.. do not throw stones when you are in a glasshouse.. =));)
 

Redline

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Nuneaton
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You can sod off short arse @hard top ...

As for blaming me, right.. let’s see shall we.. I do not spot a strawberry cooler on that roof.. I did not have coffee and I placed my rubbish into the said bin.. so judge away.. @windym did you not have a coffee ? As did @Rally and others.. just saying.. do not throw stones when you are in a glasshouse.. =));)
Been taking lessons off the Russians on how to deflect criticism by using obvious untruths and to bring out you own agenda? :whistle:
 

pgunter

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@Redline .. I would never do such a thing...

All the best comrade Redlineski...

=)):ymdevil:
 

Grumps

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Would have made a right mess if it was a roadster with the roof down!
 

pgunter

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Excuse me @windym. You changing the topic. Accusing me then going on about alloys ... indeed.
 

Mnbrennan

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What of the further crime again the rear window?
 

roadvoyager1

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Dec 1, 2013
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Shotley Bridge
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2.8ltr
Surely this is just evolution in action. Breadvan progressing to fully fledged roadside catering van.
 

windym

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What of the further crime again the rear window?
Trevor, aka @Oldguysrule is still far to traumatised to talk or even come to terms with the surrealist, cum abstract "art work" daubed across the poor coupe's rear window.

#icantbelievethesizeordetail

Andy
 
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