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Unfortunately folks I have degenerative knee problems coupled with Arthritis. Driving for any length of time is becoming a real problem, & I will need further surgery post May 2015. My last knee op was November 2014, (6 in total to-date) just after I bought the car. I had hoped for better news...

Working people frequently ask retired people like me, what they do to make their days interesting... Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on...

Maurice, count me & the soup dragon in!

Do brown dogs bark!... si thee!!

I'll let you dip, if you let me dab:party:

Black Jacks :hungry: Lucky Bags, fruit Salads, flying Saucers, ohhh bring back the sixties :tumbleweed:

Evening POG - confession time, my M car is a little bit of a 'Garage Queen' , I make no apologies for that living high up in the Yorkshire Pennines. The Weather from October onwards is best described as - Inclement! My daily drive is much more suitable for winter & my other 'life's Love' -...

An Emergency Call Centre worker in London , England , has been sacked, much to the dismay of her colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with her dismissal. It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a mobile phone stating, "I have just returned from Syria and I am depressed and lying here on a...

HOW can anyone fail to mention the legend that is....Sherbet Dips :wideyed:

Bob was about to marry Caroline when his father took him to one side 'When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on.' When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that...

A middle-aged woman is looking at herself in the mirror "My god, I look old, fat and ugly," she says to her hubby. "Pay me a compliment, dear" Her hubby turns around and says "Your eyesight's bloody great!"

Thanks Zed, I'll have a look at those.

When my Son Carl was growing up, we went through 9 washing machines. Now, he's left home, and we have had the same washing machine for 5 years. It just goes to prove. Washing machines live longer with Carl gone :woot:

Yep, unfortunately chocolate stain on the pillow grassed me up :mad:

You might laugh Shelly, I'm starving :hungry:

Sugar has been a swear word in our house since Christmas...diets :bored:

Thanks Shelly, appears fully booked already!

Folks, it's a long way for us, but we'd like to attend. Heather's got a dodgy back & I'm thinking of an overnight stay on the Sunday night. Would be grateful if someone has a recommendation for a nice overnight stay at a country pub on the way back north, (A1 :().

The Yugo.... a particularly shocking car from memory :yuck:

Belter ;)